barackinaroundthechristmastree:
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
My favorite thing any comedian has ever said is and will always be
“I went to Catholic school for 12 years.”
“Why aren’t you Catholic?”
“…. I went to Catholic school for 12 years.”
I don’t oggle over people I look up to or famous people or whatnot, I want to become friends with them and talk to them about our common interests and try to get each other into things.
I get excited around my heroes because they’re awesome people and I want to talk to them about our hobbies, not because they’re flawless people and I “want to touch their face”.
Please tell me I’m not alone with this.
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
Actually mirrors have this black shit behind the glass to make it reflect so technically they’re black.
Just thought I’d ruin your day.
(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via beiuetuifiulwonk)
I was not aware that fruit flavors could taste non-artificial until I tried Japanese candy.
I was a strange mix of furiously angry and ridiculously happy.
“This is going to be my good character.”
I whisper as I steal everything in sight.
If you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that there’s probably an alternate timeline where you fucked up so bad that you’re already dead.
NOTHING MAKES ME ANGRIER THEN WHEN TUMBLR SAYS THERE’S NEW SHIT ON MY DASH AND I REFRESH AND THERE IS NOTHING FUCKING NEW
SCREAMS
I want to write things but that means I have to think about something to write.
Alright, so I feel really bad that the person that won my giveaway still hasn’t gotten their prizes… they haven’t answered my ask yet, and I think they hate me now. :c
I’m going to try and sketch up the Mituna for them, and I’ll spend a bunch of time on it and even add in Cronus or something idfk.
I just feel bad. Like really bad.
Also I took the donate button off and deleted the posts about purchasing tarot readings and sketches from me because I realized they don’t really deserve any money.
Sigh
I’m a depressing person, aren’t I?
Just to clear up confusion from anyone who might know of one account and not the other and just found this one:
I am up-the-strider-butts
It’s a super NSFW Dave and Bro roleplay blog that I’m on a lot more often then this blog.
No one was probably wondering about it, but, you know… just in case.
I might start just posting random text posts on here again, though.
Just so my followers don’t get bored and leave.